Happy #Dog Days!

Awww, #Starbucks has little #puppy cups for the #Chinese New Year Festival โค๏ธ๐Ÿถ This is the year of the dog!! If you were born in 2006, 1994, 1982, 1970, or 1958 – this is probably your year!!!!!

BTW – today is the Small Chinese New Year when you clean the house, get rid of last year’s stickers & tokens, and send the kitchen god to heaven to report on the family’s behavior over the past year All in preparation for the big day!. Happy Small Chinese New Year!

Miscommunication Much?

This is why living in #China or translating from Chinese – English. . . . Apparently this was supposed to say ‘Copy Business Hours’. Instead it says ‘Check toilet’ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ Most translators are like this! Even #Google translate sucks with Asian languages ๐Ÿ˜ญ *For anyone visiting #China I recommend #HanpingLite. It’s a great dictionary. If you’re in #Korea to visit or for the #olympics, I recommend #codegent Korean Lite app. ๐Ÿ˜€

Inappropriate Art

This was right in front of me at a clothing store. At First, I thought it was a #flower. . . ‘Oh, cute’. Then realized. . . . no those are panties. This is a statue of looking up a woman’s skirt. Exactly what the kids and teenagers walking around need to see in life! It wasn’t even an underwear store!!!

Oh good, Alien 2pac made it

Hmmm. These guys are strange. But it was nice of alien #2pac to stop by. Wonder if he is a popular rapper on three-eyed planet. . . . or is alien 2pac actually a boy-band crooner instead . . . . The questions this little guy raises.

Spicy Snickers

Hot (่พฃ – la4) and Spicy Red Pepper #Snickers Bars ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ’€. . . . . There’s something just evil in that. It’s wrong. Dark-side esque Destroying the fine reputation of a delicious treat๐Ÿซ. A sacrilege of the great ambrosia beloved by the gods. A travesty to #chocolate!!!

#Griffyndor Festival! (also know as the #Chinese Spring Festival)

Chinese Spring Festival๐Ÿ‰ . . . when all of China turns into gryffindor ๐Ÿฆ house and red and gold colors ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ rule.

I think Walmart might be secretly connected to Chinese hogwarts. Walk inside and its gryffindor pride
everywhere.

*Personally, I’m a slytherin – which fits, since my Chinese zodiac Animal is the snake ๐Ÿ

It’s Freezing (literally)

When temperatures hit -32C (about -25F), the inside of my pantry window turns into #art!

No, but seriously, I have about an inch of #ice INSIDE my window. My refrigerator pantry turned into a walk-in freezer. All my #fruit froze ๐Ÿ˜ญโ„๏ธ

Chibi Panda!

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #chibi #panda!! Couldn’t help myself, he was very fun to draw even if he isn’t very well drawn. But he makes me happy!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜

Camo for #Food

Looks like a mushroom. Acts like a mushroom. Is a Bread Roll. Silly food. . . .

Ewwww

One of the daily issues of life in #China is that they don’t clean the Eggs before you get them. So you gotta get the poop off before you can stick ’em in the fridge. These Eggs actually came from #Walmart and were in a real #Egg cart๐Ÿ˜ฎ Usually you gotta pick ’em out of a giant pile by hand ๐Ÿ˜บ

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