#BURGER with Hair! πŸ‘¨

Went to #KFC and Michael tried this new #chicken ‘burger’ they are selling. The bread is just Food coloring. The stuff that looks like hair on top we THINK is fried pulled chicken? – He said it just tasted weird 😜 Unfortunately, they put the Mayo on TOP of the bun to hold on the fried stuff, so eating it was hilarious. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚πŸ˜œ Yum!

Not quite What I was thinking

Adventures in #Translation!

Tried ordering an iced tea and cola. Pointed to iced tea picture . . . waited then said ‘Bing #Cola’ (Iced Cola). She looks at me funny, but says ‘ok!’ Hands me a cola in the tea glass. 😜😜 Had to go back and get the tea – too funny!

Cheese Erasers πŸ˜‚

Haha! My Uncle used to own a #Cheese plant – this picture is for him.  He is the totally awesomest dude ever! Miss you!  And Everyone who has lived in China and knows the tragedy that is life without cheese!

TMI

Had my annual #physical for the #Chinese residence permit & #Visa! 😷

Managed it alone without a #translator – quite a feat! Look at my bold self go 😜

For #China πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ you need: Blood Analysis, Urinary Analysis, X-Rays, Ultrasound, ECG/EKG, and Blood Pressure.

 The X-Rays πŸ“· are competely #Topless with other people (men included) waiting in the room 😱 for their turn – no protection. πŸ˜“ The ECG requires baring it all in front of a major, street level window with no curtain and a ferris wheel🎑 right outside❗ Goodbye dignity, hello #crosscultural oversharing! πŸ˜‚
 

Chinese Language Fun

This is why #Chinese is so confusing for the #waijiao (foreigners) – the same character can mean cloudy, moon, feminine, a last name, or genitalia πŸ˜‚

#Emoji Economics!

Lol – explaining MRTS and upper level economics theories to a student via emoji and wechat messenger. πŸ˜‚ 

The ways we adapt to the ESL academic class!

Fashion Baby!

You know, it says #rainbow but for some strange reason I’m seeing #cow . . . . On a t-shirt for #girls Hmmmm  πŸ˜‚ Life in #China means living with random #words on your #clothes 😜