Not a Bum

I’m sorry, but it’s a Sunday after 5pm and I just finished a 24 page, 4000+ word paper. I can’t make promises on my level of ‘bumness’. 😂😂But I’m gonna eat the candy anyway!

For Men

Well #gentlemen you’ll be glad to know know that during your prgnant surgery, your lips will be nicely moisturized!!

Seriously, what words went into the translator that these came out?

Taste Buds Beware!

#Confession – Most of my phone gallery are pictures of random Chinese things I need to translate to save myself. E.g. to know the difference between microspicy and ‘it’s too spicy’ 😂😂😂

No Parabolic

😂😂😂😂 Looked it up. . . Parabolic means of or relating to a parabola (a symmetrical open plane curve formed by the intersection of a cone with a plane parallel to its side. The path of a projectile under the influence of gravity ideally follows a curve of this shape).

Not sure how ‘littering’ turned into parabolic, but there we have it! 😜😜
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IS IT POP? IS IT COLA? IS IT SODA? NOW WE KNOW!

well. . . this is it. . . cola and soda finally go face to face in the ‘buyer’ battle of the century. Only thing missing is the presence of ‘Pop’ – the other cola. 😂😂😂 So apparently if it’s blue, it’s cola. If it’s pink, it’s soda. Now I know!

#Humidity Fun!

My Daily Surprise

😂😝😜
#Starbucks can’t figure out how to make my chocolate blended cream (aka #frappuccino). . . . Sometimes it has #coffee in it (😖). Sometimes not (🤗) Sometimes #chocolate sauce. Sometimes #cocoa powder. Sometimes nothing. Sometimes #whippedcream. Sometimes not. At this point, I’m not sure what it is supposed to look like. It’s always a #daily surprise! At least it’s usually #cuteguys making it 🙂