Donkey Slurry?!? #FunnyTranslations

Donkey Hide Gelatin Slurry – who’s up for it?!?😁😂😱

Pokey Durian!

When your fruit is too pokey to handle . . . 😂 The spines are really hard and pointy.

#Warning! – #Fire is Hot.

But! How else do I warm it up after I put it in the freezer to cool off?

The Friendly – Pervy Metro!

😜😝 SUPER friendly train (or creepy – depends on how you view it).

I don’t think people would like it if I pet them, but maybe it’s a new social strategy – whatcha think???

Chinese Language Fun

This is why #Chinese is so confusing for the #waijiao (foreigners) – the same character can mean cloudy, moon, feminine, a last name, or genitalia 😂

Fashion Baby!

You know, it says #rainbow but for some strange reason I’m seeing #cow . . . . On a t-shirt for #girls Hmmmm  😂 Life in #China means living with random #words on your #clothes 😜

The Other Mother – #Huawei


Haha! 😂 I Love my #huawei Chinese phone. It has the best #English descriptions for things sometimes. Apparently our #Weather is ‘dreary and very unhealthy’ – you know, life just sucks sometimes 😜 I just got a Warning from the phone for Tuesday when it’ll get down to 21degrees!!! – so cold they asked me to check my ‘mouth muffler, ear mufflers, and gloves. 😂 It’s like Having a second mom. 😝

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