Tag Archives: Chinglish

For Men

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Well #gentlemen you’ll be glad to know know that during your prgnant surgery, your lips will be nicely moisturized!!

Seriously, what words went into the translator that these came out?

No Parabolic

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😂😂😂😂 Looked it up. . . Parabolic means of or relating to a parabola (a symmetrical open plane curve formed by the intersection of a cone with a plane parallel to its side. The path of a projectile under the influence of gravity ideally follows a curve of this shape).

Not sure how ‘littering’ turned into parabolic, but there we have it! 😜😜
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Donkey Slurry?!? #FunnyTranslations

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Donkey Hide Gelatin Slurry – who’s up for it?!?😁😂😱

The Friendly – Pervy Metro!

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😜😝 SUPER friendly train (or creepy – depends on how you view it).

I don’t think people would like it if I pet them, but maybe it’s a new social strategy – whatcha think???

The magic is real!

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​Big announcement folks – the #magic is real!  It all starts with a bathroom phone at the #Hilton in central #china 

Just dial 0 and a whole new world opens!  Not sure if it works for all phones or just this one. . . But ladies and gentlemen the truth is out. Magic is just one phone call away!

Cheers!

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Somehow my order for one soda (yi kele zhong) and two coffees (er cafe) became one soda, two coffees, and three lemon teas (san limon cha). 😓 There’s only two of us at the table. 😜 Guess it’s time to drink up!🍻

#BlackFridayisComing

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This is Walmart during Black Friday – the next line is full – please go clear to the next paragraph 😜 (Sign posted at our resident Waka – the Chinese Walmart)