#OMG this Adult Pink tricycle is the CUTEST thing ever!
Learned something #new today! The bullet #train 🚄 in #China 🇨🇳has seats A, B, C, D, and F. I asked why no E? ❓
According to my #student the trains are copying the #flight system. It used to be there were six letters . . . So A & F were #window seat, B & E were #middle seats, and C & D were #aisle seats. Now if there is no middle seat, they skip that letter. 😜 The things I learn!
Had my annual #physical for the #Chinese residence permit & #Visa! 😷
Managed it alone without a #translator – quite a feat! Look at my bold self go 😜
For #China 🇨🇳 you need: Blood Analysis, Urinary Analysis, X-Rays, Ultrasound, ECG/EKG, and Blood Pressure.
The X-Rays 📷 are competely #Topless with other people (men included) waiting in the room 😱 for their turn – no protection. 😓 The ECG requires baring it all in front of a major, street level window with no curtain and a ferris wheel🎡 right outside❗ Goodbye dignity, hello #crosscultural oversharing! 😂
This is why #Chinese is so confusing for the #waijiao (foreigners) – the same character can mean cloudy, moon, feminine, a last name, or genitalia 😂
Lol – explaining MRTS and upper level economics theories to a student via emoji and wechat messenger. 😂
The ways we adapt to the ESL academic class!
#Fire drill! #China style! 📣 Because we take your security seriously – we use real #smoke bombs to stink the building up, train you to go through usually locked doors, and ask that you guess when a fire starts because we have no smoke alarms. But you know, security! At least now maybe they’ll stop padlocking all the outside doors at night 😂
You know, it says #rainbow but for some strange reason I’m seeing #cow . . . . On a t-shirt for #girls Hmmmm 😂 Life in #China means living with random #words on your #clothes 😜