The #Chinese #Dollhouse πŸ˜‚

​I’ve been sick today so I was playing on Taobao and found these adorable/hilarious dollhouse items. If You’ve ever lived in China you’d know how accurate these images are πŸ˜‚ Down to the cheap Chinese prngle alternatives (they look exactly like that!), cooke tins, and Green tea Oreo knockoffs πŸ˜„. I’ve been Coke Zero free for more than a month, but those bottles are so funny.  And the fanta soda.  πŸ˜‚

#Dollhouse #Travel #InternationalShopping #Funfinds #Hilarious.#ThatssoChina #LifeinChina

Liquor for a dollhouse! πŸ˜‚

The New Hotel Security System

Haha!😜 Visited a 5⭐ hotel this weekend and found that the bathroom was entirely see-through.   Embarassing, no?!?  Asked my students why and got this lovely response ‘Many hotels in China do this. It’s very common.  Because sometimes the men, they come with a strange woman. Or two. Or different ones. And when they go to the bathroom, all their money is taken.  So this way they can see and be safe.’ πŸ˜’ πŸ˜‚ That’s hilarious.  A five star hotel arranges its bathroom around keeping rich men safe from their ‘women’.  Sad.  Very, very sad.   #lifeinchina #china #travel #humor #abroad, #whataworld

Gmat Rage!

Lol! I will find you.  I will destroy you. Wish me luck! Test is on the 7th! #gmatrage #alsomewhenIseeasnake 

Cheers!

Somehow my order for one soda (yi kele zhong) and two coffees (er cafe) became one soda, two coffees, and three lemon teas (san limon cha). πŸ˜“ There’s only two of us at the table. 😜 Guess it’s time to drink up!🍻

#BlackFridayisComing

This is Walmart during Black Friday – the next line is full – pleaseΒ go clear to the next paragraph 😜 (Sign posted at our resident Waka – the Chinese Walmart)

Chinese Dragon & Lion Dance

The Traditional Chinese Dragon & Lion Dance! Part of a show performed by students at the University for the “Welcoming Freshmen Candlelighting Ceremony” #ChinaTravel #LifeinChina #ChineseCulture

The Chicken Song

The College Students at our Chinese University put on a performance for the Freshmen Welcoming Ceremony! This was the Chicken Song (or I think it was a chicken song?) – To be honest, we weren’t really sure what was going on with this one. But the energy was awesome (and hilarious)! Greetings little Pomegranates!

Riding the Roof

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Dive Bomb!

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Whee!

sliding down

How I spent my last 4th of July: waiting for the Pakistani President to finish his tour of the Beijing Β Temple of Heaven and watching this kid have the time of his life. Β He spent probably thirty minutes climbing up and sliding down the stone edging of the stairs. Β πŸ™‚